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Re: DIARY
by Bowmovement » Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:01 pm
"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."
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Re: DIARY
by Bowmovement » Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:20 pm
"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."
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Re: DIARY
by peter-curacao » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:20 am
couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,
"Marion ... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course .. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s**e**x a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona .."
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,
"Marion ... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course .. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s**e**x a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona .."
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Re: DIARY
by yrdog » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:42 am
A man and his wife are out fishing when the man decides to go forward and make some lunch. When he comes back with the sandwiches his wife is gone. He frantically searches all over and then calls the Coast Guard and the Police. They start a search and he's told to go home and they will contact him if they find anything.
The next morning the Coast Guard shows up at his door and tell him "Sir we have some good news, some bad news and some great news." The man asks for the bad news first.
"Sir, I am sorry to inform you that your wife drowned yesterday."
"What!" Exclaims the man. "What is the good news?"
"Well sir when we pulled her up she had three dungeness and a rock crab on her."
"What!... What's the great news?"
"Were pulling her up again tomorrow at 9:00 sharp."
Yrdog
The next morning the Coast Guard shows up at his door and tell him "Sir we have some good news, some bad news and some great news." The man asks for the bad news first.
"Sir, I am sorry to inform you that your wife drowned yesterday."
"What!" Exclaims the man. "What is the good news?"
"Well sir when we pulled her up she had three dungeness and a rock crab on her."
"What!... What's the great news?"
"Were pulling her up again tomorrow at 9:00 sharp."
Yrdog
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